Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares
Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition
|—||sigmund freud (via davidplaysguitar)|
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"